One of my first graders came in today wearing a fur-lined leather poncho (from India, of all places that don't really need fur-lined leather winter wear). Another girl immediately ran up to her, lifted the poncho, and stuck her face on the fur and rubbed away, mid-chest level. As I debated whether I should just let kids be kids or if I should stop one from sexually harrassing the other, the boys started shouting, "Cony's feeding Ahyun milk!" Over and over. Loudly. I just hope there are no parental phone calls requiring me to explain what happened in class.